The next time you fly, be sure to obey the TSA and not take the following items in your carry-on luggage:

1. snow globes, regardless of size or amount of liquid inside, even with documentation
2. chlorine for pools and spas
3. nunchakus
4. cattle prods
5. bows and arrows
6. meat cleavers

But don't worry, you can still take the following necessary items:

1. personal lubricants of any size (must be declared if over 3 oz)
2. toy transformer robots
3. cheese in pressurized containers (less than 3 oz)
4. bone marrow, blood products, transplant organs (must be declared if over 3 oz)
5. prosthetic breasts (must be declared if over 3 oz)

And don't try to slip any of those fold-over sandwich bags. You have to have a functioning zip-top bag. No exceptions.

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