It always brings a smile to my face when my dad tells large groups of strangers how he once cut himself on Jello.
As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.
When I turned in my family tree in the 3rd grade, I realized that having to explain the fact that my parents were cousins would be much harder than I had previously thought.
One of the joys of sleepwalking is spending my morning speculating what happened last night to cause me to wake up holding a teaspoon.
I was bleeding and in pain, but I had to laugh when the ER nurse asked the guy in the next room, "You swallowed HOW MANY toothbrushes?"
4 years ago