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Nov 22

one sentence

Here's a blog of true one sentence stories. Many of them are hilarious, although a few are pretty sad. Here are a few highlights:

It always brings a smile to my face when my dad tells large groups of strangers how he once cut himself on Jello.

As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.

When I turned in my family tree in the 3rd grade, I realized that having to explain the fact that my parents were cousins would be much harder than I had previously thought.

One of the joys of sleepwalking is spending my morning speculating what happened last night to cause me to wake up holding a teaspoon.

I was bleeding and in pain, but I had to laugh when the ER nurse asked the guy in the next room, "You swallowed HOW MANY toothbrushes?"
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